Opening Statement:
Our opponent's argument that chocolate chip donuts are the superior donut topping is a travesty. A travesty. A travesty of the highest order.
Counterarguments:
- Counterargument 1: Chocolate Chip Toppings are the Devil's Spawn
- Counterargument 2: The Great Donut Debacle of 1987
We urge you, honorable committee, to reject this affront to the very fabric of our great nation's donut traditions.
Our Position Paper: A Comprehensive Refutation of Chocolate Chip Toppings