Taste Bud Standards

Standard 1: No Sprinkles Without Consent

No donut shop may offer sprinkles without first asking for explicit permission.

Prophets of Donuts

Standard 2: Donut-to-Fat-Ratio

All donuts must have at least 50% of their mass composedประก of actual donut material. No more than 30% of mass may be comprised of air pockets.

Donut Quality Control Board

Standard 3: No Fritters Before Fruit

Fruit-topped donuts may not be served before their non-fruit-topped brethren.

Fritter Rebellion
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