Resolution: "Is the new donut in the break room a valid use of company funds?"
Pro: "It's a donut, we need it."
Cons: "We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals, we don't need a donut."
Subitem A: The Donut's Impact on Morale
A recent study by our in-house team of experts has shown that the donut has a profound impact on team morale.
When the donut is present, productivity decreases by 10% but happiness increases by 25%!