Minutes from the meeting held on the 30th of February, 3000 BCE.
Present: The Great Leader of the Earthly Cooperation, the Wise Sage of the Committee, and the Not-So-Wise Intern.
Agenda Item 1: The Great Wall of China
The Great Leader of the Earthly Cooperation opened the meeting by declaring, "We need a wall, and we need it now!" The Wise Sage of the Committee countered with, "But what about the Great Wall of Mongolia?" The Not-So-Wise Intern just shrugged.
Agenda Item 2: The Future of Space Exploration
The Great Leader of the Earthly Cooperation presented a PowerPoint presentation that consisted of 300 slides with only cats on them. The Wise Sage of the Committee dozed off after slide 5, while the Not-So-Wise Intern just FaceTimed with his mom.
Next Meeting: TBD (To Be Dumbly)
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