Share your thoughts on how we can improve, what we should not do, and where we're going wrong.
Below are some of the most cringeworthy suggestions we've received so far:
We've had several requests for more free donuts in the break room. While we appreciate the enthusiasm, our break room is already stocked with enough sugary treats to put a dentist out of business.
Read more about our donut policy and how you can get your sugar fix elsewhere.
We're considering installing a "Meeting-Proof" force field around the conference room, but that's just not feasible. In the meantime, we'll keep the meetings as brief as possible, but we need your input.
Share your ideas on meeting etiquette and how we can make them less soul-crushingly boring.
We're considering implementing a "Flexible Schedule" policy, where you can work from home, in a hammock, or during your lunch break. Sounds good, right?
Tell us about your dream schedule and how we can make it happen.