Agenda for the Committee Meeting: Pretend We Cared

Item 1: Discuss the Importance of Fuzzy Socks

Resolution 1.1: We, the committee, shall make sure to wear fuzzy socks during all future meetings.

Resolution 1.2: We, the committee, shall also consider making fuzzy socks a mandatory item in the office supply budget.

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Item 2: Debate the Merits of Caffeine Overload

Resolution 2.1: We, the committee, shall establish a strict caffeine intake limit of exactly 5 cups per person per day.

Resolution 2.2: We, the committee, shall also create a task force to investigate the effects of caffeine on productivity.

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