Key Decisions:
- Decision 001: Buy More Staplers for the Conference Room (Unanimous)
- Decision 002: Rename the Coffee Machine to 'Brewster' (Tabled for Further Discussion)
- Decision 003: Mandate Mandatory Weekly Meetings for All Employees (Tabled for Further Discussion)
And so, the meeting came to a close with a collective sense of accomplishment and a hint of despair. But hey, at least the staplers are coming.
Next Meeting: Meeting 124: The One Where We Discuss the Color Schemes of the Conference Room