Minutes of Disaster
- Item 1: The copier jammed. John tried to unjam it, but ended up breaking the copier.
- Item 2: Bob accidentally ordered 1000 pounds of coffee for the break room, but forgot to order creamer.
- Item 3: Jane spilled coffee on the conference table.
- Item 4: The meeting started 30 minutes late because John couldn't find his notes.
- Item 5: The fire alarm went off during the meeting, but it was just the catering guy trying to get attention.
The meeting concluded with a 50% decrease in productivity and a strong sense of existential dread.