MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS | Committee of Utterly Unremarkable Decisions

Membership Application Process

To join our illustrious committee, please fill out this completely unremarkable application form:

• Have you ever been to a meeting that lasted more than 3 hours?
• Do you own more than 5 pens?
• Have you ever been to a conference with a keynote speaker?
• Are you willing to attend an emergency meeting at 3 AM?

Submit your application and we'll get back to you within a week or two... or maybe never.