MINUTE MUNCHING: THE COMMITTEE MEETING AGENDA
AGENDA ITEM: Minute Munching
The committee has been known to get a little carried away with minute munching. In order to address this issue, a new policy has been proposed:
• Item 1: Limit minute munching to only 3 minutes per member per meeting.
• Item 2: Provide a complimentary bag of popcorn for each member to munch on during meetings.
• Item 3: Install a microphone with a built-in snack-dispensing system.
AGENDA ITEM: Adjournment
Due to a lack of progress on minute munching, the meeting has been adjourned until further notice.
However, the committee would like to remind everyone that the meeting will still be reconvened next week, and they're still expecting to see a lot of progress on the minute munched.
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