MINUTES OF LAST MEETING (aka "The One Where We Talked About Munchies")

Committee on Committee Affairs

Present: Chairperson Bob, Vice Chairperson Jane, Secretary Mike, and Members Alpha, Beta, and Gamma.

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the committee's collective love of minute-munching during meetings.

Agenda Item 1: Minute Munching: A Grievance

Chairperson Bob: "I'm telling you, it's an epidemic. We're eating so many minutes, we're going to need a new calculator."

Vice Chairperson Jane: "Actually, I've been doing some research. It turns out that our minute-munching is not just about the snacks, it's about the freedom to express ourselves."

Secretary Mike: "Uh, I just thought it was because the cookies are really good."

Decisions:

• Establish a new committee to investigate the causes of minute-munching.
• Provide an additional snack budget to combat the effects of minute-munching.
• Implement a system to track minutes consumed per meeting.