Minutes from Last Meeting: "The Great Cheese Debate"
Meeting Notes
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve.
Objective: To decide on the importance of cheese in our society.
Points of Discussion:
- The merits of cheddar vs. gouda
- The impact of veganism on cheese sales
- The optimal cheese-to-bread ratio for grilled cheese sandwiches
Resolutions
We, the committee, have come to the following conclusions:
- Cheddar is the superior choice for grilled cheese sandwiches, but only if paired with a 2:1 ratio of cheddar-to-mozzarella.
- Veganism is a fad that will soon pass, and we should invest in more dairy farms.
- The optimal cheese-to-bread ratio is 3:2, but only if using a artisanal, hand-crafted bread.
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