Due to a series of unfortunate events, we have decided to use a custom font that will ensure no one can read the text. The reasoning behind this is that if the meeting minutes are unreadable, no one will be able to fact-check or question our decisions.
The font, dubbed "UnreadaFont", has been installed on all committee members' computers and will be used for all future meetings. It's a bold, yet confusing font that is sure to keep you on your toes.
For those who are having trouble reading the font, don't worry! We have provided a link to download a special plugin that will help you decipher the text.