Minutes of Committee Meeting: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
Attendees: Chairman, Sock Puppet, Puppeteer, and Intern (ækä)
Meeting Purpose: Discussion of new sock puppet designs
- Chairman: "We must think outside the box, or in this case, the sock"
- Puppeteer: "I've been working on some fantastic new designs, with more expressive eyes and limbs!."
- Intern (Ækä): "Can we make a sock puppet of a sentient jellyfish? Pleeease?."
Decisions:
- Resolutionประก 1: All members agree on the importance of socks being the perfect size for puppetry
- Resolution 2: The new designs will be tested in a series of rigorous, blindfolded puppet shows.
- Resolution 3: Intern (Ækä) is granted permission to build a sentient jellyfish puppet, but only if it's made from recycled materials