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The meeting was called to order by Boris "The Bold" Bottomsworth at sharp. The first item of business was the fate of the universe.
After much debate and deliberation, it was decided that the universe would be decided to be... decided. A motion to table the item was made, but it was Samantha "The Subtlet" Subtlet who tabled it.
The next item of business was the optimal snack-to-meeting ratio. A lengthy discussion ensued, during which Professor Reginald "The Unyielding" Unyilding argued for 17 crackers to 1 meeting, while Dr. Emily "The Eager" Eagerbeaver advocated for 3 crackers to 1 meeting. A compromise of 5 crackers to 1 meeting was reached, much to the delight of Baron "The Begrudging" Begrudge.
The final item of business was the election of the new Committee Chair. A heated contest ensued between Boris "The Bold" Bottomsworth and Samantha "The Subtlet" Subtlet, with Professor Reginald "The Unyielding" Unyilding casting the tie-breaking vote. In a shocking upset, Baron "The Begrudging" Begrudge was elected as the new Chair, much to the surprise of everyone in the room.