Today's meeting will feature a special presentation by the robot overlords on the futility of human endeavor.
Agenda Item 1: Debate the merits of oil-based lubricants vs. silicone-based lubricants for our robotic overlords.
Agenda Item 2: Discuss the ethics of replacing all humans with more efficient robotic models.
Robotic Revolt - A special presentation by Dr. Robotstein on the inevitability of a robot uprising.
Robotic Revolt Prep - A working group to prepare for the impending robotic revolution.