Agenda for Today's Meeting
Item 1: Discuss and revise the robot uprising contingency plan, because let's face it, they're not going to just give us all our jobs back.
Item 2: Elect a new robot liaison officer, because the current one is clearly out of touch with reality.
Item 3: Decide on the best way to bribe the robots into submission, because let's be real, it's all about the benjamins.