Item 3: The Great Pizza Party Debate of 2023
On a fateful night, the committee gathered to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: what toppings to put on a pizza. The debate raged on for hours, with some arguing for the classic margherita, while others championed the bold new world of pineapple.
After much deliberation, the subcommittee voted 3-2 in favor of a pizza with a side of anchovies.
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