Minutes of the Most Epic Meeting
In a world where the fate of humanity hangs in the balance, we, Subcommittee 3, gathered to discuss the most pressing issues of our time.
- Item 1: The Importance of Socks: We debated the merits of wearing matching socks. Conclusion: We will wear matching socks on Tuesdays.
- Item 2: The Future of Coffee: We discussed the possibility of coffee beans being replaced by a sentient, self-replenishing coffee tree. Conclusion: We will keep an open mind, but for now, we'll stick with the beans.
- Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut: We searched far and wide for the donut that was last seen in the break room. Conclusion: We found it in the CEO's office. He was eating it.
Adjourned with a collective sense of accomplishment, but also a hint of existential dread.
Next Meeting: Minutes 4: The Search for Meaning
Or, if you will, The Quest for More Donuts