The committee meeting was called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. However, due to some unforeseen circumstances, everyone forgot their notes, their pens, and their pants.
After a heated discussion on what to discuss, the meeting was adjourned without achieving any actual goals or objectives. A motion to adjourn was seconded, thirded, and fourthed, but not fifthed, sixthed, or seventhed.
Next meeting: same time, same place, but bring your pants.
Adjourned in Absurdity | Minutes of Silence Part 2