Section 1: Introduction
As a highly functioning committee, we must adhere to a strict set of guidelines that ensure our meetings are productive, efficient, and moderately entertaining. These guidelines are not optional, so don't even think about it.
Section 2: Decision Making Policies
Decisions are made through a rigorous process of deliberation, debate, and compromise. If a decision cannot be made, we will continue to discuss it until a decision is reached, even if it takes 12 hours.
Section 3: Communication Protocols
Communication is key. All members are expected to communicate clearly, concisely, and without using corporate jargon. If you must use corporate jargon, please do it ironically.
Section 4: Attendance Policy
You are expected to attend all meetings unless you have a valid reason not to, which includes but is not limited to: sudden onset of existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or being stuck in a time loop.