COMMITTEE MEETING ADJOURNED

Due to lack of progress and overwhelming consensus, the committee meeting has been adjourned until further notice.

Reasons for adjournment:

Member 1: Unable to find the meeting room
Member 2: Had a meeting with a more important committee
Member 3: Needed to take a cat to the vet
Member 4: Was secretly a sentient piece of furniture and didn't want to be disturbed
Member 5: Had a meeting with their therapist about their existential crisis