By the power vested in us, we the undersigned, hereby declare this meeting adjourned.
However, we must address the elephant in the room: who ate the last of the donuts in the break room?
This is a matter of great importance, and we demand answers.
Meetings are one thing, but donut-less meetings are another.
For further discussion, proceed to:
Remember, someone is watching. Someone with a donut in their hand.