Confidential: Committee Meeting Budget Proposal - Budget Item #2

Sub-Committee on Excessive Spending

This is the second item on our proposed budget, because we all know that the first item was just a warm-up.

Item 2: Buy more staplers. Yes, you heard that right. We're talking top-of-the-line, industrial-grade staplers. The kind that staple like a boss.

Estimated cost: $10,000.00

Justification: We've been using those flimsy, desk-staplers for years, and it's just not getting the job done. We need something that can handle the heavy-duty stapling required for our intense meetings.

Sub-Item 1: Add a coffee machine that can handle the demands of 5 consecutive meetings without breaking.

Sub-Item 2: Install a white noise machine to block out the sound of our colleagues' snoring during meetings.

Sub-Item 3: Hire a team of highly trained stapler-operators to ensure optimal stapling performance.