Jim Jones, Chair
Jim Jones was in attendance and brought the meeting to order with his usual brand of sarcasm and wit.
He reminded the subcommittee that the meeting was about being serious and not getting bogged down in frivolous discussions.
However, he couldn't resist making a few pointed remarks about the importance of proper punctuation and the perils of overuse of Comic Sans.
The subcommittee spent the rest of the meeting discussing the finer points of semicolon usage and debating the merits of Arial versus Helvetica.