Research Department

Our Current Projects:

• We are investigating the effects of excessive committee meetings on office coffee supplies.
• We are researching ways to make our minutes more interesting, but honestly, we're not really sure that's possible.
• We are studying the local art of doing nothing, which we've come to realize is actually a valuable skillset.

Our Research Team:

• Meet the Members who make this department run
• Our fearless leader, The Unwitting