After hours of debate, the Sock Committee has reached a decision on the optimal way to sort and match socks in our facility.
The new policy involves using a combination of color-coded bins and the Advanced Sock Sorting Algorithm 7 to maximize efficiency.
Opposition to the decision has been vocal, with some committee members claiming that the algorithm is too complex and will lead to Socks in the Vortex incidents.
Despite the concerns, the committee remains committed to the decision and is now moving forward with implementation.
Decision 7: Sock Folding will be discussed in our next meeting, tentatively scheduled for 2 weeks from now.
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