Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. Chairperson, Bob Smith, bangs gavel to start proceedings.
First item on agenda: deciding what to get for lunch. Motion to get pizza passed with 6-1 vote.
Discussion ensues. Some members argue for the merits of sandwiches, others for the virtues of ramen noodles. After 20 minutes of heated debate, motion passes with 7-0 vote.
Second item on agenda: deciding what to do with leftover pizza. Motion to eat it all by the chairperson himself passes with 8-0 vote. Rumors of a pizza-fueled coup begin to circulate.
Next meeting scheduled for next week. All members encouraged to come prepared to discuss the finer points of office supplies and stapler usage.