WHEREAS, the Committee on Unconventional Socks has been convened to address the pressing issue of toe jam in the break room;

BE IT RESOLVED, that all employees are required to wear their socks with glee, lest their colleagues be subjected to the horror of toe jam;

NOW, THEREFORE, be it enacted that the following penalties shall apply:

• First offense: Verbal warning and a stern lecture on personal responsibility
• Second offense: Mandatory attendance at a Sock-Sort-of workshop
• Third offense: Immediate termination of employment, effective immediately

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Committee has taken this Decree into effect, effective 14 February 2014.