The committee convened at 14:00, with 7 members present. Chairperson, @Boris, opened the meeting by reading the rules of order, which were promptly ignored by all in attendance.
Item 1: Discussion on the merits of sausage as a breakfast food. @Jane argued it was a staple, while @Bob countered with claims of its carcinogenic properties. @Sarah interjected with a lengthy diatribe on the importance of whole grains.
Action: @Boris tabled for further discussion at next meeting.
Item 2: @John proposed a new committee mascot, a cartoon chicken named Cluck Norris. @Jen suggested it was a terrible idea. @Mike countered with a PowerPoint presentation on branding and marketing opportunities.
Action: @Boris tabled for further discussion at next meeting.