Attendee: John Honest

42.5% Attendance Rate - A New Low for the Committee

John Honest arrived fashionably late to the meeting, his presence still causing a stir among the other attendees. Despite his tardiness, he managed to contribute 37.4% of the total discussion, setting a new standard for slacking off.

Interesting fact: John has not missed a meeting in 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days.

His remarks were mostly incoherent, but his lack of participation was somehow endearing to the group.

Side eyeing John, An interesting story