Attendee List for the Committee of Unnecessary Meetings
Today's Meeting: "The Never-Ending Discussion of Nothing"
Present:
- Chairman McPunjab
- Dr. Emily P. Boring
- John "The Meeting Killer" Lee
- Lisa "The Coffee Machine" Nguyen
- Bob "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch" Smith
Agenda:
- Introduction to the meeting (15 minutes)
- Discussion of nothing (2 hours)
- Break (30 minutes)
- Discussion of nothing again (3 hours)
- Conclusion and adjournment (10 minutes)
Next Meeting: "The One Where We Actually Get Something Done" (in 6 months)
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