Break Room Safety Committee Proposal 1: Section 2, Subsection 3

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Section 2: The Problem We're Trying to Fix

As you may know, our break room has been a hotbed of unbridled chaos. Spilled coffee, dropped donuts, and accidental stapler firings have become the norm.

We propose implementing a series of draconian measures to prevent these heinous crimes from occurring. Including, but not limited to:

• Installing panic buttons that alert management to any break room shenanigans
• Issuing stapler-proof coffee cups
• Implementing a strict 30-minute time limit on all break room activities

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