In order to maintain a safe and productive work environment, all meetings of the Break Room Safety Committee shall henceforth be accompanied by a complimentary supply of freshly brewed coffee and a selection of artisanal, organic snacks.
These snacks shall be chosen for their high caloric density and ability to induce a state of euphoria, thereby increasing productivity and reducing meetings to a minimum.
A rotating schedule of snack providers shall be established to ensure that no one person is burdened with the responsibility of providing snacks for too long a period of time.
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