Break Room Safety Committee Proposal 3

This proposal aims to address the pressing concern of microwaving fish in the break room fridge.

Current state of affairs: 3 out of 5 fish have been microwaved and removed, but the 2 remaining ones seem to be judging us.

Key Points:

• Implement fish-friendly break room fridge policy.
• Install a fish-whisperer to mediate conflicts.
• Provide complimentary fish-scented candles for the break room.
• Establish a fish-replacement fund for future, non-microwaved fish.

Recommendations:

1. Hold an emergency meeting with the fish in question.
2. Conduct a thorough investigation into the events leading up to the fish-microwaving.
3. Create a fish-safety charter to govern break room interactions.

Implementation Plan:

• Meet with the CEO to discuss budget allocation for fish-scented candles and fish-whisperer services.
• Research and purchase fish-safe microwave-safe containers.
• Develop a fish-friendly break room etiquette guide for employees.