URGENT: We have a Code Red. The coffee machine has been compromised.
Reports from the break room indicate that the coffee machine has gone rogue, spewing forth an unholy mixture of bitter and sweet.
The committee is in an uproar. Someone, please, grab a firehose and put out this blaze of flavor.
Subcommittee meeting to address the crisis will be held in the conference room, Room 314.
Subcommittee 1: Coffee Machine Containment | Subcommittee 2: Flavor Profile Reconstruction