Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Agenda

Call to Order

Meeting called to address the impending apocalypse.

Discussion topics:

• The best way to ration limited supplies of artisanal coffee.
• The ethics of abandoning all productivity in favor of playing video games.
• The importance of maintaining eye contact during virtual meetings.
• The optimal method for consuming an entire pizza by oneself.

Next item on the agenda: The Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan.