AGENDA ITEM 2: THE CRISIS OF THE MISSING DONUTS

Subitem 2a: The Great Donut Heist

It is with great urgency that we gather here today to address the heinous crime of the missing donuts. Reports have been made of a stash of 12 assorted donuts pilfered from the break room fridge. The perpetrator(s) remain at large, but our team of expert forensic accountants have narrowed down the suspects to:

• John from HR, known for his questionable past in the donut black market
• David from IT, who was spotted with a suspiciously high sugar level on his coffee mug
• Jane from Marketing, who has been known to bribe her way to the top of the company ladder

See the list of suspects in more detail.

Read the shocking security footage of the Great Donut Caper.