Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Coffee Machine Protocol

**CRISIS LEVEL: SEVERE**

We are currently experiencing a catastrophic failure of the coffee machine, causing widespread despair and productivity loss throughout the office.

Agenda:

• 1. Identify root cause of malfunctionประก
• 2. Implement temporary fix to restore coffee supply
• 3. Negotiate with the coffee machine manufacturer for a full refund and replacement

Subcommittees:

• Coffee Machine Forensics - Investigate machine logs and interview witnesses
• Coffee Consumers Union - Rally the masses and demand justice
• Manufacturer Shaming Task Force - Publicly shame the coffee machine manufacturer

**Next Meeting:** Wednesday, 2:00 PM, same location

Meeting Minutes