Action Item #1: The Sky is Falling!
Due to an unexpected meteor shower, the sky has turned a lovely shade of chartreuse. We must act swiftly.
Proposed Decision 1-1: Deploy the Emergency Cheese Topping Dispenser (ECTD)
The ECTD is a highly effective tool in times of crisis, as it has been scientifically proven to increase morale by 3000%.
Proposed Decision 1-2: Declare National Pizza Day
Because, let's be real, who doesn't love free pizza?
Proposed Decision 1-3: Abandon all hope
Why bother with trivial concerns like 'reason' and 'logic' when faced with such existential threats as the impending doom of the sky turning chartreuse?
Propose Another DecisionRemember: In the face of existential crisis, a committee meeting can be the only thing standing between you and the apocalypse. Don't forget to bring snacks.