Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Presented by: Bob, the Head of Bureaucracy
Summary: Reports have surfaced that the break room donut box has been plundered once again. The committee will discuss possible solutions, including but not limited to:
- Installing a donut-vision surveillance system
- Increasing the number of donut-themed motivational posters
- Hiring a Donut Concierge service
Next item: The Great Chair Conspiracy