Emergency Committee Meeting 123: The Decision Database

Decisions made in a panic.

Decision 1: The Great Cookie Heist

Decision 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Decisions made under intense pressure, documented for posterity.

Meeting Minutes

For those who want to relive the thrill of the meeting that never happened.

Decision 1: The Great Cookie Heist

We voted on whether or not to steal the CEO's cookies.

Result: 7-2, with 1 abstaining.

Justification: "They're so delicious!"

Outcome: Cookies stolen, CEO's wrath unleashed.

Decision 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

We investigated the disappearance of the office donuts.

Result: Uncovered evidence pointing to John in Accounting.

Justification: "He loves those things."

Outcome: John fired, donuts reappear, but taste different now.

Meeting Minutes

Transcript of the meeting that never actually happened.

Transcript:

• "Item 1: Cookie heist, yes or no?" - Motion passed.
• "Item 2: Donut mystery, investigate John." - Motion passed.
• "Adjournment, we're all hungry."