Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Chaos Levels

Current Chaos Levels: 11 / 10

Recommended Actions:

For optimal results, we recommend:

• Bring snacks. Lots of snacks.
• Bring your therapist. We have a few.
• In extreme cases, bring a spare brain.

Hyperlinks:

For further reading, see:

• Chaos Management 101
• Our Vision for the Apocalypse
• Our Mission Statements, Revised for the 12th Time

Disclaimer:

By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you are aware of the impending doom that surrounds you.

And also that you have no idea what's going on.