EMERGENCY COMMITTEE MEETING 123

Committee Goals

Today's meeting is a FREE-FOR-ALL of bureaucratic red tape, pointless discussion, and existential dread. Our goals are:

To decide on the color of the meeting room's carpet.
To discuss the importance of "synergy" in a world without meaning.
To determine who ate the last donut from the break room.

Minutes of Meeting 42 Committee Agenda (subject to change) Suggested Snacks

Committee Credentials

Our committee members have the following EXTENSIVE credentials:

Chairperson: Bob, expert in procrastination and excuse-making.
VP of Pointless Discussion: Alice, skilled in circular reasoning.
Director of Distractibility: David, master of multitasking.

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Meeting adjourned due to EXHAUSTION