Committee Goal 1

Subgoal 1: Eat more donuts

By 5pm on Friday, each committee member shall have consumed at least 3 donuts.

This goal is crucial for the following reasons:

• Donuts provide a much-needed energy boost for all-night committee meetings.
• Donuts help to distract from the existential dread of bureaucratic inefficiency.
• Donuts are delicious.

Next Meeting: Committee Goal 2: Inventing a new committee sport