Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Goal 2

Today's agenda: Achieve "World Domination through Uncontested Power Lunchroom Access"

Subgoal 2.1: Install a foosball table in the conference room

Because, let's face it, meetings are already stressful. We need something to take our minds off the existential dread of being stuck in a windowless room.

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Subgoal 2.2: Rename the meeting room to "The Throne Room of the Overlords"

It's time to make it clear: this is our domain, and everyone else is just a subject to be addressed.

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That's all for today, folks. Carry on, committee members.

Remember, if you have any questions, concerns, or foosball tips, reach out to our Foosball Liaison.