Emergency Committee Meeting 123 | Goals

Goals List

1. Save the World (or at least the Coffee Machine)

From 10:00 AM until 11:30 AM, we aim to save the world's most important asset: the office coffee machine. Any attempts to disable or destroy it will be met with swift and merciless action.

• Resolve the mystery of the leaking coffee machine
• Develop an emergency coffee fund to support future repairs

© 2023, Emergency Committee Meeting 123

Meeting attendees, please take note: The coffee machine's well-being is not negotiable. Any further discussion or debate on this topic will be met with stern looks and raised eyebrows.