Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Agenda Item 1

Item 1: Develop a Plan to Save the World

Because, you know, the world needs saving.

Sub-item 1: Brainstorm ideas

Sub-item 2: Brainstorm more ideas

• Attend a brainstorming session
• Attend another brainstorming session (because one was not enough)

Item 2: Elect a new chairperson (because the old one is clearly incompetent)

Sub-item 1: Find a suitable candidate

Sub-item 2: Convince them to run

• Find someone who knows what they're doing
• Use bribery and threats (just kidding, or are we?)