Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Agenda

I. Unforeseen Consequences of Unplanned Meetings

• 3.14: Unplanned meetings cause 47% more stress than planned meetings.
• 3.15: 9/10 people report increased anxiety after attending unplanned meetings.

II. Unresolved Conflicts of Interest

• 3.21: John from accounting is secretly a ninja.
• 3.22: Sarah from HR is allergic to meetings.

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