EMERGENCY COMMITTEE MEETING #123

• 1. The Chairperson has lost their car keys. Again.
• 2. The minutes from the last meeting still haven't been updated. Seriously, who still uses WordPerfect?
• 3. The coffee machine is broken. This is not a drill.
• 4. The new intern has taken all the best chairs.

Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM sharp. Present: Chairperson, Committee Member 1, Committee Member 2, Committee Member 3, and Committee Member 4. Agenda: see above.

Chairperson: "I've lost my car keys. Again." Committee Member 1: "Ha! Serves you right for using a flip phone." Committee Member 2: "Can we move on to the next item?" Committee Member 3: "I'm with her." Committee Member 4: "Can we get a coffee?"